TheRemoteSurfer.com · house rules

How this house works

You can watch as a guest. No account. If you post a film, you own that file — and we can still take it down.

What you can put on

Original adult characters only. No celebrity clones. A prompt that puts a kid in a sexual or sexualized scene is refused.

This is a TV-14 house. Not porn.

Adult violence is allowed. A brutal cage fight is allowed. Guns, dust, portal sci-fi, a guy getting blasted: allowed if everyone on screen is an adult original.

We do not read every line before it airs. We can still take a listing down.

1. A name is enough

Pick a name in this tab. Watch. Pay. Post. No email. If you post a film, you also pick a PIN so you can replace the file later. Close the tab and the name is gone.

2. You stand behind what you post

If you share it, you say you made it or have the right to post it. No stolen shows. Nothing illegal. That promise is required to post.

3. We can take a listing down

Illegal files come down. Copyright complaints come down. We do not need the poster's permission to hide a listing.

4. A person still watches the slate

There is no magic scanner in this first version. A required promise, a public note that pictures are made, and a person who can hide a listing. That is the house.

5. Before the picture

Every show opens with that same card. Original adults. No celebrity clones. TV-14, not porn. Adult violence is allowed — a brutal cage fight is allowed. Not a bet. Read it at /disclaimer.

6. A room is a show, not a contest

Click a genre and you land in a full-screen player. The house series is Wrong Tuesday. Its kind of show is suburban sci-fi. Other rooms stay genres. A public show stays up for 24 hours from the first $2 of that airing. Extra $2s add scenes. They do not restart the clock. At 0:00 that episode is over. $2 adds fifteen seconds of picture. $5 adds a regular for this episode. $5 a month is a private lobby and the tools for that month. Private rooms have no public clock. The player plays tonight's paid scenes in order and starts over until a new one arrives. People in the room name the episode — not the series. An empty room gets a name from what aired. Then a new episode can start. Votes to bring an old episode back are separate. Paid scenes stay with the episode they landed in.

Short version

Original adults. A brutal cage fight is allowed. Not porn. Guests can post. They own what they upload. We still pull anything that has to come down.